Son just read Poe's Raven in class and decided to carve one. Daughter asked for Bart Simpson. Quoth the Raven, EAT MY SHORTS!

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Our neighborhood is quiet & we don't get many trick or treaters, so I've been buying full-sized candy the last few years. One group of kids said tonight we're "the legends of candy", that we are always their #1, must-stop house. Guys, I made it. I've become who I wanted to be when I was growing up.🥹

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I thought my partner was vastly overestimating how much candy we would need for trick-or-treaters. We ran out in an hour. Our neighbors had a live band. The house down the street gave out full sized cotton candy. I have to start planning for next year immediately.

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This appears to be a recurring problem for Ossoff, which suggests that his backside is larger and rounder than what most brands account for in their trouser patterns — even with them building a longer back rise for the higher-end of this spectrum.

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I know someone will try to ruin this for me by calling me mentally ill but so you know, you won’t be able to take the shine off this. I just jumped an enormous hurdle, which will change my life, and I don’t give a FUCK what you think Also I’ll put you on blast to my followers so you’ve been warned

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