always remember that the Dia De Los Muertos parade didn’t exist until the James Bond movie Spectre was released in 2015 featuring a Dia De Los Muertos parade and Mexico City was like “oh shit that looks cool i guess we could have been doing this this whole time”

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TODAY'S JERKS: oh i dont have my brights on, my lights just look like that because they're LEDs and im sitting up really high in my SUV ME: tell it to the devil bitch

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"Vader, we're all set for this main event push, but we need you to show a little more color, a little more personality." "Ah, I got you." [makes leprechaun chatter noise at every opportunity]

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We used to be a proper country

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Now this sounds like some Guys with whom I could really talk Ball!

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