“If you see a boy named Richard, don’t give him a Snickers. He already has 70.”

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jolly ranchers gummies…a disgrace to the jolly rancher name. sour, normal, even the one in fun shapes, all f tier

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tis the hour of trick or treating when it’s just surly 14 year olds in hoodies mugging me for candy at my door. no costumes, no pretense of respect for tradition, “trick or treat” uttered with contempt if at all. voting republican from now on

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it's crazy that James Harden has never won a James Beard Award. he's like THE guy for it.

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I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting

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