"If-Then"s "If" x, "then" y. Covers simple bets and sexual dares, but also weird embarrassing challenges, horny house rules, lewd contracts, various sexual obligations, etc. Maybe IF you get caught watching porn, THEN you gotta re-enact it! Great for when you need a more contrived, elaborate setup!

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"Rude Flattery" An attempt at speaking well of a partner that ends up compromising instead Could be a playful bedroom nickname that lands completely wrong, awkwardly mashing the romantic with the porny Or a compliment you didn't ask for and don't want shared publicly ...At least they meant well?

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"Porn Ally" A character who exploits, embarrasses, or otherwise uses other characters to appeal to a third party. Flashing someone *else's* body to someone, e.g. They can either sit out the action safely as a "ringmaster" type, or, for a true uno reverse, end up under the spotlight themselves

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"Just one of the guys" Not realizing your "platonic" friends are actually crushing hard, or that your overly-casual behavior is having... an effect on them (Sucks to be this IRL, but great in porn!) And as usual, despite being born of gendered language, this works fine with any character combo

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The man was a lifelong campaigner against domestic violence because of what he saw his mother go through. A king, a champ, a feminist icon, he deserved all the love he got and more. www.theguardian.com/society/2009...

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