The amount of stuff we have learned to keep a poker face for. "Soup is not for painting, if you keep painting your pickle with soup I will take away your pickle" is an actual thing that came out of my mouth in it two hours ago

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This week, LGBTQ news outlets including @advocate.com and @lgbtqnation.com published misleading coverage about Senate Candidate Adam Hamilton. They quoted him condemning "bullying" of trans people, but left out that seconds after he said that, he immediately misgendered trans girls.

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Smoked

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Later on during this same dinner my kid insisted that her ten fingers and ten toes added together were seventy. I said twenty and she checked my work and said, fine, you're right, it's twenty" I said "a rare W for mom" and she sighed and said "actually, M is for mom"

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But I went out for drinks with a former work friend now regular friend and had two very lovely interesting cocktails one of which also had coffee in it so I am extremely wired at the moment but also a little tipsy?

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