I’m not a horror or Halloween gal. If it wasn’t for the perfect weather October would be such a long month for me

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Every so often one of those reel things goes around instagram that says something along the lines of, "post a picture of you and your partner because you love them. I'm always tempted to post this, but don't because my niece and nephew don't need to think about me wanking.

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"Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over." "Oh. Well, thank God that's over. I was worried there for a second."

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aint nothing worse than having a bad day and receiving an unsolicited nude.

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cis woman frank-n-furter is just someone wearing lingerie

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