I don't care how many skeletons you have coming out of your yard, the only measure of whether you're doing Halloween right is whether a kid is getting candy in their bucket

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Trying to trick or treat in my neighborhood & so far exactly one house decorated for Halloween is actually giving out candy, what the fuck kind of Halloween is this

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tell you about it later

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^ me when we lose mississippi by 8

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all I want out of life is for the kids and grandkids of this building to be like “the lady with the pink door is the best for trick or treating”

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