He's literally asking for a death sentence of getting squashed.

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(( All this not-so-social drinking going on and here's Jet who can't keep down alcohol to save his life, just looking at everyone funny. )) (( I mean to be fair he hates the alkeyhall. Hates the taste, hates the feeling of intoxication, just hates it. ))

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//please come visit me in Spain we just had a boar at a club tonight.

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"HAHAHAAA man the way you say that it almost sounds like you're..." "...Serious?" "Okay okay, fine. I'll humor you for, like...five seconds. What makes you think that if I turned tail and bolted at full speed, what makes you think you'd have a snowball's chance in a sauna that you could catch me?"

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