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As far as I know he's gotten on the ballot but nobody has been sending mailers or running ads or otherwise spending to boost the non-senator Dan Sullivan in Alaska. His campaign proper has only raised $30k, $10k of that from the man himself. Presumably all for the ballot access and litigation.

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Republicans are sending mailers falsely implying AOC has endorsed Danielle Ford, an independent candidate on the ballot for governor of Nevada. The Democratic candidate is named Aaron Ford. But surely that's just pure innocent happenstance, otherwise it would be a massive national scandal.

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The day after Joker stabbed 12 of your coworkers: No not the bat! Please no! Your voice is performatively gruff!

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It is pretty funny that Gotham City henchmen work for murderous clowns and human crocodiles but get really scared over a guy who dresses like a bat and has only one rule: to never kill you

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