ÉlodieMélis

ÉlodieMélis

hellaime.bsky.social

Multi-facettes(*) aimant danser. #allaitement #portage #féminisme #BOFH #Unix #TeamCassandre #DeuilPérinatal [(*) dont ~70% de monoparentalité (...imposée?)] #OuiAuMasque #CovidIsAirborne

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Scott Forbes
31 octobre 2026 09:20

One night during his bath, our three-year-old announced that he was an octopus—and then announced he was squirting ink, at which point I had to keep an absolutely stone poker face to keep peeing in the bathtub from becoming part of his nightly routine

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The amount of stuff we have learned to keep a poker face for. "Soup is not for painting, if you keep painting your pickle with soup I will take away your pickle" is an actual thing that came out of my mouth in it two hours ago

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It was like an actual having to process for a moment that this was even a possibility, let alone a reality

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It's like at preschool when I'm being my chirpiest self and it slowly dawns on a new volunteer parent that amid the patter some of the things I am saying/singing to the kids are actually jokes aimed in the adults' direction, and not entirely Mary Poppins in nature

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Being a middle-aged lady with kids is a trip, man

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