woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

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I'm sorry to be asking this so late, but our deadline is just a few short hours away. The veil between the worlds is thinning fast, and we don't have much time left. Will you help to open a portal to an eldritch, Lovecraftian dimension of horror beyond the imagination of mankind?

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‪This is just a random woman on Twitter but John Fetterman, Haley Stevens, Hillary Scholten, Ritchie Torres — some of Israel’s most lunatic defenders in the Democratic Party — are not Jewish and yet seem to LARP as Jews and think they speak for Jews. ‪It’s absolutely infuriating. ‬

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One thing about watching Bourne Identity in 2026 is when Marie marvels at how the assassins somehow have a picture of her that was “from yesterday.”

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I love this letter.

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