Man who wanted his money outside the reach of traditional authorities now pretty keen for traditional authorities to get it back

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That stuff absolutely boils my piss. I was driving a hire car home not long ago and it started beeping and the steering wheel started shuddering because collision detection thought I was going to crash into the gate. It almost made me crash into the gate.

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Alan wasn’t let in to Vince’s room because he’d have his bank PIN number in no time. #thearchers

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Whoever coined the phrase 'No good deed goes unpunished' was clearly thinking of me, giving up booze, being followed round for the rest of time by some of the poshest people imaginable on socials, trying to flog me their over-priced pretend gin.

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Funnily enough I wasn't in a bad mood after some wazzock wrote our car off and almost killed us yesterday, but I fucking well am now after spending hours on the phone and filling out forms for the insurance.

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