What I hear: “Fuck you and your problems lady. Time to make one of my signature jokes. And by signature joke, I mean an awkward statement that punches down and belittles working people that makes no sense.”

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I've always wished journalists could just start asking him questions about fake things just to see what nonsense comes out. “Sir, do you have a reaction to President Almondo of Marzipan's speech this morning attacking the Norwegian Nobel Committee for failing to award you this year’s Peace Prize?”

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Oct 29, 1936: Located on Hollywood's #SunsetBlvd, Crossroads of the World opened 90 years ago today. Designed by Robert V. Derrah, Crossroads of the World was one of the first outdoor shopping centers in the country, via #LAConservancy. www.laconservancy.org/learn/histor... 📸: LAPL 📰: LA Times ad

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“I wouldn’t worry about it, Boston’s not a big college town”

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Democrats are simply not cool enough to evoke any sort of curse I'm afraid.

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