...the handles which were now sticking up around her tiny little head like a capitalist halo, all this done to what I believe was a Trader Joe's cooler bag. That she was wearing. Proudly. Screaming I'M A BACKPACK!

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Lot fewer people handing out candy on my block this year. Which is weird to me since it’s a Saturday but maybe they’re all at parties and shit. Took Meatball out for a quick wander and he tried to mug all treat givers for treats as per usual. Penny does not get to do the walk because she hates kids.

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We've had one set of visitors. I feel lonely and increasingly drunk.

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As of yesterday, early voting in DC continues to outpace 2022, and in-person early voting continues to be more popular than before (though still much less popular than other options). The number of ballots received by drop boxes now exceeds the number received by mail. #DCElections

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Last minute costume idea: Show up to a party you weren’t invited to and where no one likes you, pour out all their drinks — say you’re a data center

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