My three-year-old was watching CNN when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, how come the nice man who used to wear a tan suit doesn't like the Cheesecake Factory?" And when I told her "Because he's an arugula-loving elitist," she started crying.

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NEW — I spoke to Tom, the guy at the South Carolina Trump rally who compared the president's supporters to the Jonestown Massacre. We talked about his loathing for Trump, his love of death metal, and where he learned his impeccable comedic timing. Read our full chat here:

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think about how much money the DNC would save if it replaced all its consultants with this sign

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Me, a Volkswagen owner

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I just went to fraud.gov and reported Trump’s bribe attempts. It was both childish and very satisfying. And I only dropped one f-bomb! Proud of myself.

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