I'm sitting at my work desk wearing an orange wig I found in the office supplies, sipping green tea from my One Piece mug while I read about Naruto eating Sasuke's pussy, 30mins before my next work meeting. Like, office life is fuckin bonkers yo

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#tcest Whenever Mikey pisses off a bro or is being a particular brand of annoying, they threaten him that if he keeps his shit up, he has to wear a condom next time they have sex AND THE THREAT WORKS EVERY TIME because the freak loves cumming inside and a) eating it out or b) watch it ooze out

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Leo smoking a joint when Mikey is like, "It's time to go bro!" & Leo looks around for an ash tray and Mikey...grins & sticks his tongue out Leo SIGHSSSS...then ashes his joint on Mikey's tongue. Mikey moans, and Leo blushes like, "Unbelievable..." (This is not the first or last time it'll happen)

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Raph riding him reverse-cow girl while Mikey smokes and Mikey watching that ass jiggle every time his big bro drops down on his dick. And Mikey blows the smoke up then presses the burning end against his brother's left cheek and Raph ends up coming hard af from it

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Don wrinkling his beak when Mikey starts lighting up and points to the "No smoking allowed in lab, ESPECIALLY you Mikey" sign. And Mikey slumps then just ashes it in his own hand

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