YES DARK ONES! ALL HALLOWS EVE IS UPON US!! NOW AT LAST WE CAN BEGIN THE HARVESTING THE FLESH—OW OW Julian why are you injecting my shoulder with your experimental vampire vaccine AHHG two more doses?! That’s extreme AHHG OW OW HISSSS

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Halloween is a Saturday, so I might as well just toss this out there now. DUIs are really stupid and entirely preventable. Unless the cop does something extremely illegal during the stop you're going to take a plea deal because you'll be drunk as hell on camera. Just don't do it!

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This one hurts. 💔 Rest well, Patrick. 🖖🏼

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And as we wait for that, the right to be "the author of the end of our own stories," as Sir Terry put it. Dignity from our first breath to our last.

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I dont want flying bombs masquerading as flying cars that serve no purpose to humanity. I want the cure to alzheimers.

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