To be clear I do not know the child's actual age and am terrible at judging. Age may be anywhere between 4 and 10.

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Me: ...and I have anti-ICE whistle kits for adults if you want them. The adult: ...what? Six-year old: It's a WHISTLE KIT for when ICE is snatching someone off the street so you can let other people know! Duh! The adult looking at me, crushed that a six year old knows this: I'll have one. Thanks.

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when I told one of the chaperone moms that there were also Grownup Treats (cider, tea and cocoa packets) she was like “oh my goodness, how did you know I was planning to go home after this and make a nice cup of tea?” and what I didn’t say was “I speak Old because I’m also Old, I will also want tea”

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Teeny tiny pumpkins are finished!

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You are grown. I’m not your mommy and can’t tell you how to act. I’m happy to ignore weird replies, but I’m not moderating a tussle in my mentions, are you kidding? With my one finite and precious life??

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