My finest ever work. I wrote it on a treadmill in a gym, recording each title, as I thought of them, into the notes app.

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Overheard: "If I told you I'm going to fix it, I'm going to fix it. Don't keep asking me about it every 6 months."

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I suspect (it's a new system and a pellet-burner) that the problem is somewhere in software. First thing the servicing tech did was plug his laptop into the control unit. Hooray for living in the future!

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There was a crow in the shopping centre I was just in

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🔴 This video was deleted from X by #ElonMüsk. They all knew who Trümp really was. You know what to do ‼️

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