Ben Van der Velde

Ben Van der Velde

vanderlaugh.bsky.social

Half-man, Half-beast, Half-Mop. Terrible at fractions. Have a gander here: www.benvandervelde.com Photo (c) Andy Hollingworth Archive

👤 Joined on 01 février 2024

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I've had to use star ratings my whole career but I don't like them because the truth is most things are either 3 or 4. It's hard to be knockout amazing and it's quite hard to really fuck up so there's a vast range of strengths and weaknesses happening in that 3-4 zone but it looks boring on the page

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Don’t fucking personalize the menu. I want to see all my options. Today might be the day I get that peppermint mocha Frappuccino. You think you know me? You don’t know me.

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John Lyon
31 octobre 2026 22:32

Sorry, I'm out of candy, but would you kids like to hear me read “The Hollow Men” by T.S. Eliot?

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Olaf Falafel
31 octobre 2026 12:08

Tonight I’m dressing up as ‘AI poster for a comedy night’

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i just. want. to stop. being Fucking recognized

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