Halloween seems like a swell time to plug the fact that I’m a professional scary story teller. 💀🔪👻🎃 These four are available on Audible now, with seven more in production for 2027. 🤙🏻

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French lesson. "Trique" in french is when someone is hard. We would say, "il/iel a la trique" It's the same pronunciation as trick. So, it's trick or treat, but your trique is my treat 🤭

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My house is free of other humans (a rare occurrence for the weekend), so naturally i have a brief date with my vibe. 😈

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Note to self: get another vibe, we need something new. ✍🏻🤭

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I’m high and horny and I’ve got no one to grind on and whine at. I just wanna bite and be bitten bad. I just wanna smash. Wehhhhhh. 😩

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