9 years ago i got blackout drunk and devestatingly depressed on Halloween, and came out as trans for the fourth and final time shortly after. The last pre transition photo I have of myself is me in a loan shark costume.

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Her birth was incredibly horrifying, and there were a few minutes there where she did _not_ make a sound. (See here: episodes.ghost.io/child-death-...) She has been making up for those few minutes ever since, which is to say she never shuts up, but my gosh, she still seems like a miracle.

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Four years of this brilliance. My best thing.

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Okay so @wtevs.bsky.social and I are workshopping a new bit where you excuse non-drinking behaviors by insisting that it’s the right time for it somewhere. *eating chowder at 9am in Seattle* “It’s twelve o’clock, somewhere (Maine).”

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The Senate race between Jon Ossoff and Mike Collins gives us good material to illustrate two common problems with men's trousers, which most people miss when shopping. Let me show you. 🧵

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