NotMe

NotMe

princessjemmy.bsky.social

Hello. I'm an adult human. Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder. Was not homeschooled by a pigeon. Offers of Pumpkin Spice Latte will be met with shotgun fire.

👤 Joined on 18 mars 2024

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And some do not. Either way, "vegan butter" is just a margarine with marketing and a markup.

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McSweeney's
28 octobre 2026 16:03

A: Okay, well, I think the decorations you’ve put up are going to scare actual children. Especially the part of the driveway that looks like a hyperrealistic Victorian infirmary. B: There’s a TB outbreak… A: What? B: I know, right? Those skeleton kids don’t have a chance. buff.ly/gyYuhJ2

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23 octobre 2026 21:24

I'll take Dorsey being cursed, maybe it can spread Grudge fashion

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See, kids, catnip is a gateway drug.

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Promoting something is easy in direct proportion to how flexible you are with facts, and willing to tell people what they want to hear.

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Choisir la langue