Trump pining for the era of bank checks reminds me of Spy magazine's "Finding the Cheapest Zillionaire" prank. They created a fake clearinghouse and sent a series of checks to wealthy people to see who would cash the smallest amount. Only Trump and Adnan Khashoggi cashed the checks for 13 cents.

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I hate that I am too self conscious to go braless around other people. I DO NOT WANT MY SQUEEZY SQUISHMALLOWS BE STRAPPED IN TO A TORTURE DEVICE FOREVER!!

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*3 hours later, staggering out beneath the weight of shopping bags* How marvelous, darling! I've never been here before, but it feels quite familiar... I think we've earned ourselves a cocktail!

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@azfell-esq.bsky.social and I stop in front of the bookshop, he turns to me and I nod. “I know, angel.” It’s a blue building. •Till’s Buckshop• I follow the angel inside…

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"If you don't speak English, you deserve to die in the emergency room" is a quintessential MAGA message.

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