one again I have made the mistake of Posting About Something People Are Talking About. always a mistake, my bad

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the coffee shop around the corner from my place uses a highly advanced form of facial recognition where the baristas who have been working there for years simply remember who I am

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I have to go to therapy so please pretend I made a panoply of funny and bawdy quote posts about who might say this

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Coyote vs. Acme had a lot of funny moments ("Albuquerque's annual carrot festival!" / "What's that?" / "A festival of carrots. In Albuquerque. It happens every year, annually.") but I still laughed hardest at the original Looney Tunes Roadrunner-Coyote cartoon clips they used.

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You ever check a guy’s timeline and he spends basically all day responding to women posting thirst traps but his live for the female form is so genuine and authentic that it becomes kind of endearing

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