Champi(JUMP-SCARE)
champierth.bsky.social
Gamedev & okayish bass player. Follow for "Daft social media bollocks" Assume any post is sarcastic and you won’t go far wrong. A like doesn’t mean I agree, or understand. May contain British spellings, and Oxford commas. Pic:@beancurling.bsky.social
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*The typos can't guarantee that the wonderful people who buy author direct will be visited by a small wish-granting fairy brandishing a wand made of peonies but you never know. 🌸🧚
Show PostIf you'd like to pre-order your copy of More Tiny Moments of Joy before launch day tomorrow, you can get one here.* (Prices in NZD so much cheaper in other currencies.) www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
Show PostAny typos spotted in this post are very busy today getting ready to launch their second Tiny Moments book tomorrow. If typos spotted, please remind them not to worry because they have a very good list of all the things they have to do. (As long as they remember where they put it!)
Show PostA tiny human (1?) is feeding a small jersey cow with the wonkiest of horns a posy of grass and wildflowers through a fence. Wonky Cow seems quite happy to accept all delicious treats and gives Tiny Human a low "HMMMMOOO" of thanks. Tiny Human shrieking and happy dancing in reply.
Show PostIn a fruit and vege shop: A man (50s?) is patting his pockets and frowning. "I had my list here somewhere. Swear I did." His teen son (14?) rolls his eyes and says: "What would you do without me to help you look human?" Dad says: "Forgettin' stuff IS human!"
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