I'm getting a lot of pushback that Republicans do this too. Let me explain two things: 1. I don't care. That's about 1,541,009th on my list of objectionable GOP behavior. 2. This is a social media post. It's not Noah's Ark. I don't have to pair my point up with your point before we set sail.

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James Talarico meets with Texans at Buc-ee’s: “I’m a recovering Republican and this is the first time I voted a straight ticket for the Democrats in my life.”

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To my MAGA friends: Enjoy this weekend. Seriously. After Tuesday, your movement is finished. That feeling of powerlessness you remember? It’s coming back. And you’ll spend years looking back at this moment, furious that you had power—and flushed it down Trump’s golden toilet. Never to return

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