In the next downturn gutterpunks will wheel uptright pianos down the side streets of the French Quarter towards bemused tourists and the main difference between the next recession and the last is when you pay a busker through QR code instead of cash someone responsible for the crash takes a cut.

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on the subject of arguing about candy: shredded coconut is one of the vilest ostensibly edible substances on this earth. completely repulsive in every way. what if we made a kind of sawdust that gummed together when you chew it

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The auto-translation feature on Threads certainly, uh, *made an attempt* when translating a post about the Brewers visiting Lambeau Field for the Packers game: “World Cup champion winemaker visits the Raffles Club, packaging workers go wild at the factory”

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My dudes, dudettes, and duderinxs, I did it. I ripped a load bearing wall out of my house and then rebuilt it.

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This took three people? Truly embarrassing shit.

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