If James Corden is a national treasure I’m renouncing my citizenship.

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“we recommend getting your teeth cleaned every two to three months” sure mr dentist, and amol rajan recommends the piña collada tier of the amol rajan connection

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everyone having hands they can use to jerk off is inefficient. we should stockpile all the hands at my jerking off factory

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“My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Investigate the myriad ways I’ve committed fraud and been a traitor to the United States. 2. Seize my assets and nationalize SpaceX as a result of #1. 3. Imprison me.”

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*never enters a Starbucks again*

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