My rock-stupid TV show pitch is “THE MAN CALLED FRANKENSTEIN”. It’s about Frankenstein solving a murder mystery in 1950s Chicago. The Bride is a lounge singer who does a modern pop song in a suitable style every other episode. Victor is a ghost in a glass box.

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Many years ago, my dog Max shook himself in the front entranceway after I wiped his paws. This action made a funny noise that my sister instantly dubbed a "wangle dangle" and now I think of that goofy phrase every time he does it.

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Apologies. Would you like me to take out the trash?

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I guess that’s true even if it’s an Australian school uniform.

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I wish the pumpkin had never come to me

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