This really got me, although Max is a total mummy boy at 4 (“daddy, why cant you move to Spain?” etc) we have a really close and sweet relationship with a lot of tenderness and I can’t imagine the absence I’ll feel when he gets older and all that changes.

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Big shout out to all my mates who gave their bands stupid names and went on to varying degrees of success. Bumsnogger, Chubby Thunderous Bad Kush Masters, Trippy Wicked and the Cosmic Children of the Knight, Slabdragger et al...

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Came across a clip of CRonaldo scoring the spawniest tap-in, running decrepitly across the pitch and doing a very limp "Siuu" Romario scored against teams such as "Friends of Romario" to hit his 1k goals. That feels eminently more dignified than whatever CRonaldo is doing

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Alright tom Stoppard it’s Friday

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The average millennial British journalist has a net worth of £800,000 factoid is a statistical anomaly. AI Georg, who lives on a private island the size of Cuba, is a statistical anomaly and should not be counted.

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