ME, attempting to explain the relative sizes of mushroom fruiting bodies to STEPKID: Okay, so imagine that the vast bulk of a tree was underground but it occasionally grew a hat for sex. STEPKID: ……. ME: *shrug* STEPKID: Makes…sense…? ME: I missed my calling as a science communicator.

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And the villain was the Mad Scientist all along! That was a good book. Very horror. Extremely argh. Off to go take a bath in bleach now and then scrub myself raw with a steel grill brush excuse me. Happy Halloween!

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Me: Oh thank goodness the vampire has been revealed and the body horror is over. Ursula: Or we could spend another ten pages freeing a constantly regenerative vampire that's been nailed down to a table! Me: ...or that.

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Well, from the point of view of having one perfect test subject and sparing others from suffering, it makes perfect sense, so is he really the just kidding he’s deranged AF.

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ah blargleugh gak bleeeeeeeeh

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