ME, attempting to explain the relative sizes of mushroom fruiting bodies to STEPKID: Okay, so imagine that the vast bulk of a tree was underground but it occasionally grew a hat for sex. STEPKID: ……. ME: *shrug* STEPKID: Makes…sense…? ME: I missed my calling as a science communicator.

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I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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Take a well-deserved bow. Oprah has an impressive record of promoting scary men. About time she picked one I like.

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i know these people are very stupid but even still i can’t quite figure out how this is a “fraud.” like, peltola needs the majority of votes to win. alaskans would be defrauded by…voting for her?

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My child and a local in a terrific cat costume

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