Sorry boss, I need to spend less time working and more time oohing and aahing at the magnificent autumnal foliage.

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Welcome to 50 there’s a special way you get up from the chair now. Approaching stern, you scream aloud into the wind, to the ever present gull, words you once whispered only alone to yourself in your berth. You ponder over coastal erosion and if this infernal bird mightn’t feel just a little of it

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I am offended by the audacity of this home to remain messy after I worked so hard.

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*at the skate park Why the fuck am I here? I can’t even walk properly anymore.

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I wish I was the kind of person who gets shit done but no I’m the kind that fucks shit up

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