if you were in hs in the 2010s you are a zoomer, not a millennial. we’d already put the first black president in the white house before you could vote bsky.app/profile/wobb...

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Learn this important Zoomer lingo, elders: FDIC: “F- do I care? My funds are federally insured” SIPC: “Still I’m Protected, Cuh (my securities are also insured) NCUA: “Not Checkin’ Till Apocalypse (because I am federally insured)” Cancel ‘n chill: “US credit cards offer near-total fraud protection”

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not the first to note, but it’s probably incredibly good that nixon won the fl-sen primary, because she and jolly probably both need what the other pulls

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not the most notable or monstrous thing about the monster, but it's absolutely wild how trump just openly, reflexively sympathizes with sexual assailants any time he's asked about a sex assault matter. it's genuinely fucking crazy. open fucking rapist president

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Probably not enough to actually flip Florida given it’s basically Subtropical Missouri at this point but it bodes extremely well for the rest of the country. Republicans are straight up not voting!

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