happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

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the trick or treating is waaaaay slower tonight oh no someone will have to eat all the leftover candy

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losing 10lbs since my last visit felt great bc i only lost 1lb at the previous appointment they're 3 months apart

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if you'd hired pros they would've had this done in 3

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Not that this wasn’t true before, but it’s especially true now - anybody that ever says “blue no matter who” is completely full of shit and you never ever ever ever have to listen to anything they say ever again

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