Merry spookmas everyone, as the only person who seems to care about gross monsters this year I proudly present my horrible synx Vime, drawn by the ever-lovely @nastyfr.bsky.social Skull? Oh please, that's just an odd-looking plume formed by the unnatural viscosity of his farts, you'll be fiiiine~

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Don’t mistake Flapjack for being an alpha male— the only difference between him and the other dogs in town is that his owner can’t be bothered locking up his nasty penis. It reminds one of that old adage, “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”

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Poor Scoot, he’s afraid I’m going to scold him for having an erection. I assure my pup that he’s a good boy, and that it’s okay for his uncaged penis to be at full mast because we’re at the Annual Dog Run Fundraiser, where the public pays big bucks to watch our horny pets mate.

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V exciting day for me 🤩 I purchased this original 90s artwork by amazing gay artist @robclarke00.bsky.social. Seeing this had a HUGE impact on me as a horny closeted teen, it made me realise there might be other guys into farting AND I wanked myself senseless to it 🤤 Now to frame this masterpiece!

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Would sniff...

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