In the 80s, a man taking care of a child was extraordinarily comical. Two men? Even funnier. Three men? Literal blockbuster territory.

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Just heard a gambling ad where the guy makes fun of his friend for playing pickup basketball instead of gambling. “He’s getting his steps in but I’m getting paid” is one of the lines and I’ve never felt more Southern Baptist than I do in this moment.

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The rain kind of put a damper on Halloween this year, but my husband did make a Cerberus costume for our tiny dog.

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[Nicaraguan communist soldier being held at gunpoint] Nicaraguan: "You cannot win. The town of Buena Vista has been liberated by the global revolution, and so will all the world." American redneck: "it's pronounced 'Byoona Vista,' you son of a bitch..." N: there's no way that's correct [Gunshot]

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Red Dawn is The Mouse that Roared from the perspective of somebody who has no idea what's going on

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