At the *very* least, make a plan to vote & ask family & friends to tell you their plan: iwillvote.com

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Garfield’s paw print came in the mail today, so I put it on the shelf next to Jayne’s.* I don’t have a stand for it, so I set it behind my Garfield candle, in front of my Garfield books. And only then did I realize what a weird tableau I’d created. *I now wish I’d gotten them for Zoe and Teenycat.

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So I’m taking a GLP-1 becuase I got a little too fat for continued existence. The manufacturer of the meds sent me this via email and like, if I could do these things, I WOULDN’T NEED THE FUCKING MEDICATION.

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Big shout out to @morganhughes.bsky.social for refreshing another #Crew96 jersey that had seen better days. 👏👏👏

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Senate committee reviewing my nomination in 2035: I see a comment here about Jimmy Carter's peanut farm, but you have misspelled "peanuts"? Me: Yes sir, it was a riff on the classic "jorkin my peanits" tweet. Committee: And you posted this within one day of the man's death?

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