As the man who wrote Starter Villain, I support our cetacean hero

Show Post

I've had to block a few people who were so upset by me saying this that they felt compelled to wish the worst horrors of living under GOP rule on me, and joke's on them. I'm living all those horrors and I still feel this way because I'm not a quitter, I'm a perimenopausal eldritch god of spite.

Show Post

i know these people are very stupid but even still i can’t quite figure out how this is a “fraud.” like, peltola needs the majority of votes to win. alaskans would be defrauded by…voting for her?

Show Post

ME, attempting to explain the relative sizes of mushroom fruiting bodies to STEPKID: Okay, so imagine that the vast bulk of a tree was underground but it occasionally grew a hat for sex. STEPKID: ……. ME: *shrug* STEPKID: Makes…sense…? ME: I missed my calling as a science communicator.

Show Post

Current status: the most conservative Mormon extended family member I have is a defense contractor in Texas He just voted for Hinojosa

Show Post