I hate when insurance company ads act like I should be excited to see their little guys. Fuck you. I wouldn’t piss on your little guys (which the gecko has asked me to do btw, multiple times) if they were on fire

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Me pitching furiously to a TV exec: SO you’ve got these two household and they’re both alike - LISTEN —— they are BOTH ALIKE in dignity, and from forth their fatal loins comes Ronnie Monty and Julie Cappy, and they solve crimes EVEN THOUGH ancient grudge is breaking in new mutiny

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Have you seen what human artists are capable of these days? It’s so over. AI users are spiralling, they’ll be obsolete before the end of the decade.

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I think this is the only one left: www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor...

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i don’t like when i drink a lot of water and sloshes in my stomach i should not be aware of the seas within me

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