OBAMA AT RALLY: The president doesn't believe in the bond between a trainer and his Pokemon. He doesn't believe in the incredible power of friendship. TRUMP AT SIMULTANEOUS RALLY: I'm giving my Bulbasaur................. 👐 a KNIFE o.k.?

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Authorities Wait To Release Details Of Hiker’s Death Until They Learn Correct Collective Noun For Emus http://theonion.com/authorities-wait-to-release-details-of-hikers-death-until-they-learn-correct-collective-noun-for-emus/

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every fan of an AL team should be experiencing secondhand shame that this is the best team their league produced. you should all feel like Lord Toranaga when Tadayoshi spoke out of turn at the Council of Regents

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don't vote for me or my son ever again

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Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

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