"Hey, yeah sorry I can't hang out. No, no, everything's fine it's just Jerma's streaming and his permadeath GTA character smoked weed at gunpoint and is being taken to the strip club. Yeah. Yeah, it needs my undivided attention."

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but brew update && brew upgrade

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my job requires me to make important decisions such as "under what conditions might a player character who is a dog feel emboldened to sniff another dog's butthole"

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"Polymarket was compromised by an unknown Threat Actor. Over 1M users have been cryptodrained in the past h—" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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