Me being optimistic to get 56/44 in the Senate for the Dems. Can you imagine the delicious meltdowns?

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I was gonna vote on election day but requested an absentee ballot instead. Which showed up with the inner envelope already sealed. Then Cori tried to eat the ballot. But I finally got it to city hall, they helped me with the envelope, and I have officially completed my most important civic duty. 🗳️

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We all know someone who’d conceal a zombie bite and compromise the entire stronghold.

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In need of a good horror movie that's rarely on streaming? Please check out RACEC WITH THE DEVIL on Criterion Channel this month.

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I quit cannabis years ago but the day He dies, I’m taking the biggest bong rip.

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