Everglades camo. Swamp colors. I never heard of it before today and now I’m obsessed with it. Please. I’m so sick. I bought a Multicam ARID trucker hat. Desert camo. Swamp camo. I. Don’t. Go. Outside.

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Lost a lowball eBay offer today on a GoRuck Rucker 5.0 in something called “Everglades Camo.” I am reclaiming camo from the fascists doing angry videos in their trucks, one weird pattern at a time. Might reclaim Oakleys while I’m at it. We are taking the fight to them

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Google, you very much know what I was doing here.

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He's right, he could wear the hell out of eyeliner if he wanted, he looks very beautiful

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Today my 4 year old wore face paint and I couldn't get the tiniest amount of black around his eyes washed out because he was shutting his eyes too tight. Idc, we're doing the same face paint tomorrow, but then he looked in the mirror and started crying because he doesn't want to be so beautiful 😭

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