Need @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social to write a follow up piece on Why they picked fruit as a theme

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Tbh “will you risk all of humanity for a chance at postscarcity utopia” is an interesting sort of thought experiment but “will you risk constant cyberattacks in exchange for an endless supply of fruit themed interracial softcore porn” seems like an easier call

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On the sliding scale of How Touching The Stove Are You, Britain is putting all four burners to their highest setting and trying to undignifiedly flop itself across all of them at once to maximize the affected area

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Big popstars. Strong popstars. Posts running down their feeds. And they come up to me and say: "sir! I'm libbing out!"

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It’s official. I’m an actor now. Made this fun skit with my girlfriend Liz and her dad, Nick Guest, who played the iconic jerk neighbor Todd in Christmas Vacation. He also appears in Liz’s new movie and he’s wonderful in it. It debuts Nov 3. Preorder now or rent Tuesday. Averymerrybreakup.com/fi

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