Thank fuck I made this AD account to be obnoxious on. Because I get that post-sex horniness, that makes me wanna verbalize that stuff. Like, I did a really good job and I need others to know, even if it sounds like bragging about getting laid

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And you're welcome, Till. This dick is why your mom is so relaxed when you get home and she has to help your dyslexic ass with French homework. Why'd you pick French in the first place? You're already struggling with German and English. You didn't need a 2nd foreign language as an elected subject.

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Feeling like a fat fuck for baking 2 days in a row. Yesterday it was brownies and today I made 2 big creampies! *ba-dum tss* Seriously though, I get so weak when I'm told to cum inside... thank God for horny single moms on birth control and thanks to straight men for lowering the bar so much.

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quality control, im gonna ask you to sit on face rn.

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You're just delivering something but this is how I answer the door, what do you do? A fantastic commission I got from @leidoniu.bsky.social

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