Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

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The only industry that can get away with this. "Yes the Falcons wasted your evening, you should probably improve your governance"

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Last Falcons free weekend before a season of pain

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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

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Governor Shapiro is pretty pissed at RFK Jr after two people died of measles in Pennsylvania.

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