I have twice given myself horribly unsightly forehead gashes by tripping over my own two feet, once by stepping on my own shoelaces and once by simply losing my balance from the heavy bag I was carrying after running up a set of stairs and around a corner to catch a train

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Eh, "sitting Senator's blatant corruption" is mildly interesting. Do you know what's REALLY a story? A Black academic accused of plagiarism by a freaky racist! That's the kind of sincere, important journalism that requires a story plus a column every day, and sometimes several stories and columns.

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I wonder if a new development in the "President of the United States raped kids and was best friends with the most notorious pedophile in US history" story will be considered worthy of as much attention by our political press as the latest turn in the Obama Cheesecake Factory Joke Saga

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I hate the way the last ten years have made me hate the country. It’s an unhealthy overreaction and I am trying to let it go. I just can’t. Not yet. I feel surrounded. I regard everyone with suspicion. I’ve let the worst of us change how I see everyone and everything.

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PRINT FASTER LITTLE PUMPKINS

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