HEY SIRI OPTIMIZE MY VACATION Listen to yourself

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I gotta say dem primary voters made some pretty good calls this year in terms of which candidates were going to be serious general election candidates and which ones were egotistical nightmares, as shown by the behavior of the losers

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Me: Man, I hope the Menswear Guy isn't about to come for Jon Ossoff The Meanswear Guy: So Jon has what we'd call a badonk. A phat ass. Bounce a quarter off that thing into space.

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there’s still time to delete this

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dolly Parton funded a movie about the AIDS crisis when the federal government was still trying to deny it was a crisis share.google/S3KrQ8rWU9Zk...

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